kitty
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Post by kitty on Aug 30, 2008 19:52:14 GMT -5
<<Sorry if anyone takes the below subjects badly. It is not ment to hurt or harm anyone's feelings or pride. I hope instead to spread a laugh, and some joy.>>
the blind and the blond A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
mirror mirror Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." Poof. Gone.
<<As you can see I was bored, but I thought a laugh would be good fun. Please Add more jokes, and comments!! Kitty!>>
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